9/27/2023 0 Comments Old habits die hard quote movie![]() "Oh, that was such a funny story: and brilliantly told by the way. "You've been blessed with unfathomable power." What kind of power? "Unfathomable. ![]() "Rise, my glorious creation, rise, and come to daddy." "Hal Stewart! Prepare for your destiny! Hal? Hal Stewart? Am I saying it right?" "Who is this man I've infused with God-like power?" "Seems a bit extreme, doesn't it? *blows fuse. I don't want to get into it but lasers, spikes. "Oh, Bernard, oh yes, I'm doing horrible things to that man. "Which is the abbreviation of 'exciting', right?" "Minion! She'll discover all our secrets! You dim-witted creation of science! What? Oh no, not you, Roxanne, I was just yelling at my. "HOW DID SHE FIND MY HIDEOUT? Uh, how did you find his hideout?" "Oh, you don't know what's good for bad." "Yes, this is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad." A bullfighter with no bull to fight: in other words, I have no purpose." "Minion, I'm a villain without hero, a yin with no yang. Only the future - AHHH, OH, I'm too close, I'm genuinely scared right now, OH, I hope no one's seeing this!" We're having the walls and ceiling removed." "Look, I wouldn't stay here more than two minutes and thirty-seven seconds if I were you. ![]() Nothing personal it's just, brings back too many painful memories." "You know we never had the change to say goodbye, so it's good we have this time now. What's the point of being bad if there's no good to try and stop you?" "I'm so tired of running rampant through the streets. "I mean, I meant to destroy you, but I didn't think it would really work." "I'm in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk-toy." "I understand you, little well-dressed bird. Goody Two-Shoes is out of the way, I can have everything I want, and there's no one to stop me!" In the meantime, I want you to carry on with the dreary normal things you, normal people do. "Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of, and multiply it by six. All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe." "Your weakness is copper? You're kidding, right?" "But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil." (Whole banter). "Oh, good heavens, you didn't you were in the real observatory, DID YOU?!" "No, we're not! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!" "Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby-seal leather boots." "Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in a thong, shall we?" Even the smallest bite from Arachnus deathicus will instantly paralyze - OH! Get if off! Ow, it bit me!" "Spider? Y-uhh, yes, the, the spyee-ider. "Now, back to laughing: *inhales.NISHIHIHI!" "Great news: I'm a changed man and I'm ready to reenter society as a solid citizen." :} "I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy." "While they were learning 'The Itsy-Bitsy Spider', I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will." "Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet-time in the corner." So I, too, would make this popped corn and win over those mindless drones." "He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant gifts of deliciousness. "The power of flight, invulnerability, and great hair." "I didn't quite hear that last part, but it sounded important." How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on." "I was eight days old and still living with my parents.
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